More tranny stories later!
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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