I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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