you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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