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So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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