Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i will never coherently bang her
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I'm just crazy horny about you
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
