Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Sorry my hands just texted you
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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