Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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