New low: just hacked my moms facebook
where does the pee come out of this thing
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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