please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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