Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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