is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He did a backflip because drugs
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