So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
