with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
