Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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