We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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