I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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