He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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