So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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