You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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