Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
This beer is not sobering me up at all
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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