talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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