I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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