Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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