I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
