Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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