even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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