I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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