i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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