It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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