This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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