Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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