carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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