I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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