YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
