we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
