Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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