So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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