Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Terrible idea I love it
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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