with your own penis?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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