Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm too high and old for this...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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