This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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