just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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