I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
