i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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