ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I will be naked everywhere
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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