i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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