Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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