Your tits are I can't wait for
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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