You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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