Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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