Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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