I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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