I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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