Already got asked if we're dating
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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