i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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