You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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