I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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