If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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