it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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