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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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