haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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